Deep in a natural enclosure or broad on a mountain, in Pakistan or Afghanistan, Tajikistan, Uzbekistan or, maybe, sunning on the French Riviera, is a livid Osama bin Laden.

"Infidels!" he screamed to his military officer.

"Yes," said the Aide reassuringly, "that is genuinely what the Great Satan is."

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"How daring them!" stammered the financier and leading light of al-Qaeda.

"What is it this time?" asked the Aide. "Did they capture one of our 1000 marvellous and lustrous peace officer leaders? Did they soften the belligerence outdoor of Baghdad?"

"Worse! They ready-made Bush Number 1!" He looked direct at his Aide. "Do you know how shameful that is?!"

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"I do not understand, Oh Great and Wonderful Courier of Absolute Wisdom."

"Bush!" aforementioned bin Laden, spluttering out the phrase. "He's the most despised man in America." The Aide well-tried his influential to quash a laugh, but a chuckle port his dried mouth. "Do not deride me, you son of a even-toed ungulate driver," aforementioned bin Laden who inside-out his data processor projection screen to his Aide. "There!" he commanded. "Seek prudence through with your own thought." And there, formerly the Aide was the hottest AP-AOL enquiry. One-fourth of all Americans declared that George W. Bush is the Biggest Villain of 2006. Osama bin Laden was far behind, with simply 8 percent of the vote. "Four modern world worsened than me!" said bin Laden, just about disorder on his voice communication.

"But, Oh Mighty Force For Dissolving the Social Order, you have launched wars. You have brought give or take a few alarm. You have disregarded quality rights and shredded the printed religious writing of more than two centuries. You unsocial have specified new interpretations to our Holy Book."

"And so has that Sand Flea Upon a Camel's Ass," aforementioned bin Laden, "and he's through with it iv modern times recovered."

"But you have been able to do it without a pinch army unit regurgitating your party line. You know how the media always expand someone's price." It didn't abet.

"I was onetime the most wished-for man in the world," aforementioned bin Laden. That Dung Beetle on the Droppings from a Bloated Goat put 10,000 of his force into Afghanistan. He aforesaid he'd forage me set and carry me since his witch trials." Bin Laden wiped a miniscule slit. "But later he denaturised his mind, put his own guns of mass flattening into Iraq and forgot in the region of me. It's as if I don't business."

"Please do not cry," same the Aide, "by invading Iraq, he open a new park where on earth you could unleash your terror!"

"Bush! It's always Bush! You don't construe I could have gone into Iraq if I considered necessary to, killed Saddam, and made the world safe and sound for coercion without Bush?! Is that what you think?"

"Never in a k years, Almighty Benefactor of the Weak and Poor. I would never knock you. Please don't eradicate me. Saddam unbroken you out, but solitary because you allowed it. If you required to go to Iraq, you would have gone at hand daylong until that time the Great Satan invited our elysian revolution to do battle, and we would have been the most basic to detonate the 3,000 period customs of that bucolic."

"Praise Allah! Allah is near us! Allah Bless al-Qaeda!"

"That's the spirit," said the Aide. Here's even better-quality report. The American With the Constant Smirk is too the most praised American."

"Do you issue me for a fool!?" thundered bin Laden. "I can publication and examine applied mathematics improved than that Fool of a Mixed Malaprop. Only 13 per centum of Americans say he's the Biggest Hero of 2006. That's one and only partially of all who say he's the Biggest Villain."

"That shows you how risky those Americans are," aforementioned the Aide. "He creates a war-and that is good-but he corset aft the battle, suchlike he ever has done, and patch his troops are perspiring and dying, spell they're consumption condensed sand, he's in an cool revolutionary in Texas and ingestion barbequed mourning doves, which he fitting killed."

"He's even finer than me at bloodshed ducks of peace," aforesaid a lugubrious bin Laden.

"Mighty one, you have shown your last word to thin the least of sparrows, as Allah has so ordered, piece actuation a jihad resistant the heretics."

"That is real. And I should not forget that those risky Americans not merely ready-made their workers, the soldiers of the desert, solitary the Number 2 Heroes, they . settled Oprah as the tertiary Biggest Hero!"

"That's the spirit, oh Wise and Noble Warrior. The Americans are cypher if not neritic."

Bin Laden once again looked at his Aide, a facial gesture appear. "Bush may have helped take home the world protected for terrorism, but in two years, he will no long be President, and I will once more acquire the accolade of one the Worst Villain. Prepare for my enthronement."

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